"Hey Mom, what is black and white and red all over? A Zebra in a blender! HAHAHAHA
Hey Mom! What is green and red all over? A FROG in a blender!
What's pink and pyrple and read all over? A Butterfly! This wing is pink, and this wing is purple.
What's black and blue and red all over? A black and blue sea horse in a blender.
What's grey and has a big trunk and is red all over? An Elephant in a blender!
Oh, and did I mention, the blender is REALLY big!!!"
Oh this girl kills me...